6 Signs That You Should get a Job (Doctors Hate Them)

Do you often find yourself sleeping in, ordering Skip the Dishes, and then spending your entire day caring about other people’s careers? Well, the employment rate is in shambles, so probably. Here are 6 signs that you should get a job, that licensed professionals don’t want you to know about.

1. You have Twitter

If you have Twitter but aren’t a public figure, why do you have it? Dedicating those extra 8 hours a day to a job instead of being a keyboard warrior could do wonders for your wallet. You could also save $3 a month by canceling your (pretty much useless) Twitter Blue subscription.

2. You consider binge-watching a hobby

If this is one of the things on your top-priority list, it’s a major sign that you need to do something with your life. At first, it may be hard to get accustomed to real-world things such as work – but have faith. Everyone starts somewhere.

3. You consider sleeping a hobby

See: 2. You consider binge-watching a hobby

4. You’re only an active liberal because you hate Trump

Trump was so last year, seriously my dude you need to move on. Stop acting like he’s your toxic ex. So dumb. But, clearly you have free time since you’re not using it for political research.. definitely use that to make money and move out of your meemaws basement. Seriously Jarett, you’re literally 30 what are you doing?

5. Your go-to political argument is “you’re an idiot”

Another case where you could be gaining actual knowledge, instead of dying your hair blue. If this sounds like you, I’d suggest looking for fully-remote work. Ain’t nobody got time for that.

6. You’re invested in the Johnny Depp trial

Before you answer, I object for hearsay. I like Pirates of the Caribbean as much as the next guy, but do you think Johnny Depp got money and fame by watching a poor Judge Judy knock-off every day?

Well that’s it, 6 signs that you should get a job. You definitely should. So go do that now, but don’t forget to subscribe to my newsletter. See you next time.