6 Socially Acceptable Summer Activities for an Apocolyptic Society

Summer’s just around the corner, but COVID has seemingly disappeared around another. This could only mean one thing: get out there, and enjoy this summer like it’s your last! For your convenience, I’ve curated a list of 6 socially acceptable summer activities to do in the sun, now that sickness has fled the earth!

1. Get your 7th booster

Our honest political overlords keep dropping new bangers of vaccines every month, might as well become a collector. I’ve heard if you get them all, you receive a special reward! I’ve also heard no one’s lived to tell the tale…

2. Invest in inflation

Investing can be hard when the markets get rocky, but there’s one financial niche that never quite seems to go down: Inflation. While your friends and their dogs are out sharing ice cream and playing some hardcore rounds of jetski paintball, you could be stocking up on everyday essentials knowing that one day, they’ll be double their value!

3. Start a protest

People are loud, annoying, and think they’re always right. So why not gather in the street and call them out for it! That’d be fun!

4. Drive around with a mask on

Bystanders will assume you’re senile, but you’re just extra safe.

5. Quit your job

Why make money when you can simply not?

6. Become a TikTok influencer

Although you really will have no influence in case of a zombie outbreak, going outdoors is so overrated. You might as well self-initiate a lockdown and dance for Mark Zucker– errr, I mean in front of your camera.

So there you have it, 6 Socially Acceptable Summer Activities for an Apocalyptic Society. Remember to subscribe to our newsletter for more lists like this one, and If you have your own summer activity ideas, be sure to share them in the comments below.